One Piece Chapter 2.3, page 5-6: That Boy "The Straw Hat Wearing Luffy"
- Page 5
Alvida, holding a massive spiked iron mace, looms over Coby and demands, "COBY! WHAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING OF ALL THE SEAS?" Terrified, Coby quickly flatters her, stammering, "THAT'LL BE YOU, ALVIDA-SAMA! EH HEHEHE. EH...EH HEHEHE OF COURSE THAT'LL BE.." He internally begs, "PLEASE DON'T HIT ME WITH YOUR BLUDGEON...!! I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEE!!!" Alvida smiles, saying, "THAT'S RIGHT!! AND THAT'S WHY I ABSOLUTELY HATE DIRTY THINGS!! SO I DON'T WANT THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DUST ON MY SHIP!! DO YOU HEAR ME?" She looks down at him and adds, "I ONLY LET YOU LIVE THIS LONG BECAUSE YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT NAVIGATION THAN THE OTHERS. BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY USELESS! NOW CLEAN MY SHOES!!" Coby sniffs and replies, "Y... YES RIGHT AWAY MA'AM.
- Page 6
Alvida is fully revealed as a very large, imposing woman wearing a captain's hat, a pink plaid shirt, and a blue coat. She laughs loudly, shouting, "KEEP CLEANING AND DON'T LEAVE ANY DUST BEHIND!!!" A caption identifies her as: "THE LADY PIRATE 'IRON MACE' ALVIDA." She kicks Coby hard, sending him flying as she yells, "THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW!!! YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!!" Coby groans, "OOF!" and nervously apologizes, "EH... EH HEHEHE I......... I'M SO SORRY." Alvida glares at him and orders, "IF YOU HAVE TIME TO APOLOGIZE, WHY DON'T YOU GO CLEAN THE WASH ROOM!!" Coby sweats and replies, "RIGHT AWAY, ALVIDA-SAMA...