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CH. 2 · PP. 2–3

One Piece Chapter 2, page 2-3: THEY CALL HIM "STRAW HAT LUFFY"

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  • Page 2

    Lady Alvida, holding her massive spiked iron mace, demands of a small, terrified boy with glasses, "KOBY! WHO IS THE FAIREST THROUGHOUT ALL THE SEAS?" Koby quickly flatters her, sweating profusely: "AHEM... HEH HEH... WHY YOU ARE... LADY ALVIDA!! NO ONE COMPARES TO YOU!!" In his mind, he panics, "I-I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! PLEASE, NOT THE IRON MACE!!" Alvida swings her mace with a "WONK!!" and declares, "CORRECT!! WHICH IS WHY I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING DIRTY!! THE SHIP I SAIL IN MUST BE AS CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL AS I AM. UNDERSTAND?" She reminds Koby, "REMEMBER, KOBY, WERE IT NOT FOR YOUR VAST KNOWLEDGE OF THE SEAS, I WOULD FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS! BUT DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK!" Koby stammers, "Y-YES... THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU." Alvida then kicks him, shouting, "OTHER THAN THAT, YOU'RE WORTHLESS! HERE, SHINE MY SHOES!!" Koby cries out, "Y-YES, LADY ALVIDA! RIGHT AWAY!" as he is kicked with a "WHAM WHAM" and lets out an "EEEK".

  • Page 3

    The full appearance of the lady pirate "IRON MACE ALVIDA" is revealed as a large, heavy-set woman wearing a pirate hat and captain's coat. She commands her crew, "I DON'T WANT TO SEE EVEN ONE SPECK OF DUST ON THIS SHIP!!!" to which they reply, "AYE AYE!" She looks down at Koby and says, "THAT'S ENOUGH!! YOU'RE PATHETIC!!" sending him flying with an "OOF!". She adds, "IF YOU'VE GOT TIME TO GROVEL, THEN YOU'VE GOT TIME TO SCRUB THE TOILET!!" Koby nervously apologizes, "HEH HEH HEH... SORRY... YES, MILADY! RIGHT AWAY..." while sweating and smiling anxiously.

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