One Piece Chapter 44, page 7-8: The 3 Cooks
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Patty practices his customer service face in the mirror, showing a terrifyingly wide, fake grin. He mutters his true feelings under his breath while maintaining a polite tone: "AND THE FOUNDATIONS OF GOOD SERVICE, IS A KIND AND PLEASANT WELCOME! WELCOME, YOU SQUID-FACED BASTARD!" He continues his practice, smiling widely while saying, "PARDON ME, DUMBASS." and "PLEASE NEVER COME BACK AGAIN! THAT'LL COME TO 10,000 BELIS!" Satisfied with his practice, Patty walks out of the washroom, feeling refreshed and saying, "AHH, THAT WAS A GOOD DUMP! I FEEL GREAT AGAIN TODAY!" He struts down the hallway, singing, "MOTTO, MOTTO! SERVICE MOTTO! THE CUSTOMERS ARE GODS!
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Patty enters the main dining room and is instantly shocked, screaming "WHAT!? THE CUSTOMER IS BEING...!!?" He sees Sanji, the blond cook, holding a customer by the head and slamming him. Patty runs over, yelling, "YOU AGAIN, SANJI!? THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO OUR CUSTOMER!? NOT ONLY THAT, THAT MAN'S ALSO A MARINE LIEUTENANT!" Sanji, calmly smoking a cigarette, replies, "HM? OH, IT'S JUST YOU, THE SHITTY COOK." Patty snaps back, "DON'T CALL MY NAME SO CASUALLY LIKE THAT. I AIN'T GONNA STAND BY AND LET A SHITTY COOK CALL ME A SHITTY COOK!