One Piece Chapter 2.3, page 4-5: That Boy "The Straw Hat Wearing Luffy"
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On a remote island, a large, pink pirate ship decorated with hearts and a swan figurehead is anchored near the shore. On the deck, a hand adorned with multiple rings rubs the wooden railing, making a squeaking sound. A voice asks, "WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DUST?" The pirate crew members, including Heppoko and Poppoko, tremble in absolute terror. One of them screams, "A THOUSAND PARDONS, ALVIDA-SAMA!! I THOUGHT I'VE ALREADY CLEANED THE WHOLE DECK...!!" The captain's voice coldly asks, "DON'T DO WHAT?" Coby, sweating profusely, begs, "I...I'LL CLEAN IT AGAIN, SO... SO PLEASE DON'T...!!
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Alvida, holding a massive spiked iron mace, looms over Coby and demands, "COBY! WHAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING OF ALL THE SEAS?" Terrified, Coby quickly flatters her, stammering, "THAT'LL BE YOU, ALVIDA-SAMA! EH HEHEHE. EH...EH HEHEHE OF COURSE THAT'LL BE.." He internally begs, "PLEASE DON'T HIT ME WITH YOUR BLUDGEON...!! I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEE!!!" Alvida smiles, saying, "THAT'S RIGHT!! AND THAT'S WHY I ABSOLUTELY HATE DIRTY THINGS!! SO I DON'T WANT THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF DUST ON MY SHIP!! DO YOU HEAR ME?" She looks down at him and adds, "I ONLY LET YOU LIVE THIS LONG BECAUSE YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT NAVIGATION THAN THE OTHERS. BUT OTHER THAN THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY USELESS! NOW CLEAN MY SHOES!!" Coby sniffs and replies, "Y... YES RIGHT AWAY MA'AM.