Chef's Soup Defense

- **Customer:** "Does proper human food not suit you, you damn raccoon?" - **Customer:** "Ha, this is pure crap of the highest quality. Makes me wanna puke!" - **Customer:** "Did you put actual shit in this or what?" - **Chef:** "I'm perfectly confident about my soup." - **Chef:** "Maybe it's your damn tongue that's..." - **Customer:** "Yuck!"