Chef's Defense

- **Chef:** "If something tastes bad, then it's my right to say it's bad." - **Chef:** "You being the assistant head chef was always just a sham! It's only because you've been here the longest!" - **Customer:** "Owner!" - **Chef:** "Geezer!" - **Chef:** "What's with this disgusting soup? Is it supposed to taste like sludge or what!?" - **Chef:** "We'd go out of business if we served this to the customers!"