Chef's Rant

- **Assistant Head Chef:** "Hey, you damn geezer." - **Assistant Head Chef:** "I'm the assistant head chef of this place." - **Assistant Head Chef:** "So just what do you mean exactly when you say that I'm not needed?" - **Assistant Head Chef:** "You cause too much trouble with the guests." - **Assistant Head Chef:** "And if they happen to be female, you drool all over them." - **Assistant Head Chef:** "You also can't cook a decent meal to save your life." - **Assistant Head Chef:** "None of the other cooks want you here." - **Assistant Head Chef:** "You're just unnecessary baggage, holding this restaurant down." - **Assistant Head Chef:** "So whether it's a pirate or something else, it's better for you to get the hell out of my shop."