Fake Weight

**Unresolved voice:** "It burnt up!?" **Unresolved voice:** "So it was fake!?" **Unresolved voice:** "'Course it's fake! You really think I could lift 5 freakin' Tons!?" **Unresolved voice:** "I give up tryin' to lift anything heavier than 5 kg!" **Unresolved voice:** "Fake 5 ton label" **Unresolved voice:** "Support Kids (0.5 kg and 0.1 kg)" **Unresolved voice:** "Frying Pam (0.7 kg)" **Unresolved voice:** "Thick Black vinyl" **Unresolved voice:** "Ah-" **Unresolved voice:** "Aghhh!" **Unresolved voice:** "You tricked me..."