One Piece Chapter 2, page 2: THEY CALL HIM "STRAW HAT LUFFY"
- Narration
Lady Alvida, holding her massive spiked iron mace, demands of a small, terrified boy with glasses, "KOBY! WHO IS THE FAIREST THROUGHOUT ALL THE SEAS?" Koby quickly flatters her, sweating profusely: "AHEM... HEH HEH... WHY YOU ARE... LADY ALVIDA!! NO ONE COMPARES TO YOU!!" In his mind, he panics, "I-I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! PLEASE, NOT THE IRON MACE!!" Alvida swings her mace with a "WONK!!" and declares, "CORRECT!! WHICH IS WHY I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING DIRTY!! THE SHIP I SAIL IN MUST BE AS CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL AS I AM. UNDERSTAND?" She reminds Koby, "REMEMBER, KOBY, WERE IT NOT FOR YOUR VAST KNOWLEDGE OF THE SEAS, I WOULD FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS! BUT DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK!" Koby stammers, "Y-YES... THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU." Alvida then kicks him, shouting, "OTHER THAN THAT, YOU'RE WORTHLESS! HERE, SHINE MY SHOES!!" Koby cries out, "Y-YES, LADY ALVIDA! RIGHT AWAY!" as he is kicked with a "WHAM WHAM" and lets out an "EEEK".