The SBS corner opens with a header banner reading "質問チ" above a drawing of a stern man wearing goggles and smoking a cigar, with swirling ropes labeled "エス ビー エス" floating around him. Reader R (Zoro's Wife) sends a midday news report: "TIME FOR THE MIDDAY NEWS. THIS MORNING AT 11AM, ACCORDING TO A MEETING OF THE CP9, A BUSTER CALL WAS SENT OUT TO THE HOME OF THE MANGAKA ODA EIICHIRO. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF MR. EIICHIRO, EVERYONE LIVING IN THE VICINITY IS ADVISED TO RETREAT TO SAFETY AT ONCE." Oda reacts in alarm: "WHAT!I BUSTER CALL!I OH, SHIT! I GOTTA GET PACKING!! BUT... I... I CAN'T RUN BECAUSE... ALL OF THE NATION'S YOUNG MEN ARE WAITING... WAITING FOR SBS CORNER!! (<-NO ONE'S WAITING, ACTUALLY)". Next, reader Heita writes about Robin's attack: "DEAR ODA-SENSEI. ABOUT ROBIN'S 'CINCO FLEUR'... WHY DO YOU PRONOUNCE 'GORIN' AS 'CINCO'I I MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH SAYING THE KANJI'S PRONUNCIATION, 'GORIN-ZAKI'I WHAT LANGUAGE ARE HER ATTACKS, ANYWAYI PLEASE STOP IT WITH THESE ****NKO FLEUR' ATTACKS AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW!" Oda replies thoughtfully: "HAMM... OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME TO CHANGE 'CINCO' TO 'CHINKO*' BECAUSE THEY LOOK ALIKE!I DEAR LORD! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ELEGANT ROBIN-SAN HERE!! 'CHINKO'... THAT'S JUST... PURE GENIUS! AH YES, WHAT LANGUAGEI IT'S SPANISH, AND IT GOES:" followed by a numbered table showing 1 UNO, 2 DOS, 3 TRES, 4 CUATRO, 5 CINCO, 6 SEIS, 7 SIETE, 8 OCHO, 9 NUEVE, 10 DIEZ. He adds, "... LIKE THAT. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ANY OF THESE NUMBERS BEFOREI" with a footnote: "*CHINKO MEANS PENIS, IN CASE YA DIDN'T KNOW."