On the northeast coast of Egghead, massive ships belonging to the Giant Warrior Pirates thunder toward the island. Cannons blaze as the giants roar across the waves. "DON'T THEY KNOW SOME THINGS IN THIS WORLD CAN'T BE STOPPED!!" "WHYI THEY'RE ACTUALLY ASKIN WHY, DORRY!!" "FIRE!!" A furious giant bellows, "DAMN IT!! WHY'RE YOU GIANTS HEREI!" The colossal vessels close in, their prows dwarfing everything nearby. "WE'VE MADE CONTACT WITH AN INSANELY BIG SHIP!!" "THIS IS THE NORTH-EASTERN COAST, COME IN!!" In the heart of the chaos, a towering helmeted giant with a flowing beard and massive sword laughs wildly, "GEGYA GYA GYA GYA!!" while another voice cries, "IT'S AN EMERGENCY!! THE GIANT PIRATES ARE HERE!!" The leader shouts, "GABA BA BA BA BA BA!! WE'VE COME TO PICK UP STRAW HAT!!" and questions, "OR SHOULD WE CALL HIM THE SUN GOD...I!" On the defending ships, stunned sailors react: "...THERE'S NO DOUBT IT'S THEM!! I THOUGHT THEY DIED A HUNDRED YEARS AGO, BUT..." "WE'RE GONNA CRASH!!" "WHY AREN'T THEY STOPPINGI!" "WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY EVEN DOING HEREI!" Massive impact SFX shake the page as the giants' fleet barrels forward. A caption declares: "A GIANT GLIMPSE OF HOPE FINALLY ARRIVES!"