Oh... Nice

Usopp stands proudly with his massive 5-ton hammer resting on his shoulder. Chopper looks at him in absolute awe, exclaiming, "HOLY COW, THAT'S AMAZING USOPP!" Usopp basks in the praise, replying, "Thank you, thank you. Stick around, as I'll be signing autographs later." Chopper then notices Mr. 4 standing completely still in the distance and says, "MR. 4! WOW, HE'S REALLY NOT MOVING... D-DID IT REALLY WORK THAT WELL...!?" Usopp tries to play it cool, telling Chopper, "O-OKAY, JUST CALM DOWN... THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE!" Suddenly, the ground beneath Usopp bursts open. Miss Merry Christmas, in her mole form, emerges and grabs Usopp by the ankle. She growls his name, "USOPP..." as Usopp screams in terror, "AHH- AGHHHHHH!" Miss Merry Christmas declares, "YOU'RE NEXT UP IN LINE FOR A 5-TON CLOBBERIN'!"

Miss Merry Christmas drags Usopp by his leg through the underground tunnels at high speed, with only Usopp's upper body visible above the dirt. Usopp screams, "Over here!" as Mr. 4 swings his heavy metal bat down at him with a loud "POUND!" Usopp barely dodges, his body stretching comically as he yells, "RUBBER BAND!" Mr. 4 relentlessly pursues them, swinging his bat repeatedly with heavy "POUND! POUND! POUND! POUND!" sound effects. Usopp continues to be dragged through the ruins, desperately trying to avoid the crushing blows while shouting, "Over here! Over here!"

Miss Merry Christmas pops her head out of the ground, laughing heartily, "HAHA!" Usopp, covered in dirt and panting heavily, yells at her, "You dumbass! There's... HUFF HUFF No point... HUFF HUFF In using that hammer if you can't hit me!" Miss Merry Christmas glares at him, retorting, "Damn... You're... Really startin'... To piss me off!" Usopp then strikes a confident pose, pointing his thumb at himself, and begins to boast. "Let me tell you a little something... You've probably already heard that many B.W. agents have been defeated by the Straw-Hat crew, but... IT WAS I WHO WAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF IT!" Miss Merry Christmas looks shocked, exclaiming, "W... WHA!?" Usopp continues his bluff, shouting, "NOT ONLY THAT, I HAVE 8000 FOLLOWERS!"

Miss Merry Christmas is taken aback by Usopp's claims, asking, "IS THAT TRUE!?" Chopper, completely falling for the lie, cheers, "HOLY COW! Like a boss. HOLY COW!" Usopp effortlessly lifts his giant hammer with one hand, stating, "5 whole tons." Miss Merry Christmas repeats in disbelief, "5 tons." Chopper continues to marvel, "HOLY COW!" Miss Merry Christmas then looks over at Mr. 4, who is standing silently nearby. She realizes the inconsistency and yells, "HE TOOK A 5 TON HAMMER TO THE HEAD AND HE'S STILL STANDING!? HE'S A MONSTER!" She then angrily questions, "WHY NOW OF ALL TIMES!" Mr. 4 simply stands there, muttering a slow "CHH... aaoouu..."

Miss Merry Christmas squints, her mind racing as she analyzes the situation. "Wait, wait, wait, that ain't normal... How can someone be completely unharmed after being hit in the head with a 5 ton hammer? Mr. 4 doesn't even have one small lump on his head!" Nearby, the dog-gun Lassoo sneezes violently, "ACHOO!", launching a baseball into the air. Usopp watches nervously, swallowing hard with a "GULP!" Mr. 4 readies his bat to strike the incoming explosive baseball. Miss Merry Christmas suddenly realizes the truth, uttering a quiet "Fo..." Usopp, knowing his bluff has been called, screams in sheer panic, "AGHHHH!"

The explosive baseball detonates near Usopp, leaving his giant hammer scorched and smoking. Miss Merry Christmas yells, "IT BURNT UP!? SO IT WAS FAKE!?" Usopp, crying comical tears of frustration, shouts back, "'COURSE IT'S FAKE! YOU REALLY THINK I COULD LIFT 5 FREAKIN' TONS!? I GIVE UP TRYIN' TO LIFT ANYTHING HEAVIER THAN 5 KG!" A detailed diagram is shown of the "Usopp Hammer Special Edition 'Usopp Pound'". It reveals the hammer is constructed from two 0.7 kg frying pans covered in thick black vinyl, held together by support rods weighing 0.5 kg and 0.1 kg, and adorned with a "Fake 5 ton label". The diagram notes it is "Collapsible for Convenience" and has a "Total Weight: 2kg". Miss Merry Christmas glares menacingly from her hole, growling, "YOU TRICKED ME..." She then dives back underground with a loud noise. Usopp screams in terror, "AGHHH! Ah-"

Miss Merry Christmas burrows deep into the earth, shouting, "I WON'T HOLD BACK ANYMORE! MOLE STEALTH TECHNIQUE, 'MOLE-FISH'" Chopper watches the ground nervously and warns, "SHE DOVE BACK UNDER AGAIN! BE CAREFUL OF THE HOLES!" Usopp looks around frantically, asking, "What's she plannin' to do this time!?" Mr. 4 stands nearby, slowly saying, "Fo..." Suddenly, Chopper spots movement and yells, "USOPP, BEHIND YOU! SHE DUG UP A NEW HOLE!" Usopp turns around, his face contorted in fear.

Miss Merry Christmas boasts from underground, "Digging for me is as easy as swimming is for a fish!" She suddenly bursts out of a hole right in front of Usopp, yelling her attack name, "MOLE... BANANA!" She delivers a brutal, high-speed punch directly to Usopp's face, sending him flying backward. As she strikes, she calls out to her partners, "Mr. 4! Lassoo! You two take care of that reindeer-human!" Chopper watches in horror, screaming his friend's name, "USOPP!"

Miss Merry Christmas commands her team, "Show these twerps, 400 PUNK KNOCKS!" Mr. 4 responds with a slow "Fo...!" Lassoo the dog-gun begins sneezing rapidly, launching a barrage of baseballs into the air with continuous "BOW!!! BOW!!! BOW!!!" sound effects. Mr. 4 swings his bat with incredible speed, hitting the explosive baseballs toward Chopper. Chopper looks up, startled by the incoming projectiles, letting out a surprised "!!?"

Explosions erupt all around Chopper as he desperately dodges the barrage of baseballs. He thinks to himself, "CRAP! I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THESE ATTACKS! I HAVE TO GO ON THE OFFENSIVE! I HAVE TO RISK AN ALL OR NOTHING GAMBLE!" Chopper transforms into his smaller, smarter form, shouting, "BRAIN POINT!" He lands on the ground, determined. "I HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO BEAT HIM IN JUST 3 MINUTES!" He puts his hooves together, forming a circle with his front legs, and activates his analytical technique, "SCOPE!" A crosshair appears over his vision as he focuses on his enemies.

A massive explosion rocks the battlefield, sending a huge plume of black smoke into the sky. Usopp, battered and sitting on the ground, screams out for his friend, "CHOPPER!" However, Miss Merry Christmas gives him no time to rest. She bursts from the ground again, yelling, "Now's not the time for you to be worrying about others... MOLE... BANANA!" She strikes Usopp with another powerful blow, sending him tumbling across the dirt as he cries out, "WHOA!"

Miss Merry Christmas relentlessly pursues Usopp, popping out of multiple holes in quick succession to strike him. She yells, "MOLE BANANA! BANANA! NANA! NA! NA!" Usopp is knocked back and forth, crying out "WHOA!" with each hit. As he is thrown through the air, Usopp notices the thick stone walls of the surrounding ruins. He formulates a plan, thinking, "Ah, that's it! The walls of these ruins! If she keeps digging at this speed into the ruins, She'll crash head-on!" Usopp leaps toward a solid stone wall, taunting her, "LEAP! I HOPE YOU SPLIT YOUR HEAD!"

Usopp's plan backfires spectacularly. Instead of crashing, Miss Merry Christmas bursts straight through the massive stone wall, shattering it into pieces with a devastating "BANANA!" attack. Usopp looks back in absolute shock, a "!!!?" appearing next to his head. The heavy stone pillars and blocks crumble and collapse around them. Usopp is caught in the destruction, screaming "WHA- AGHH!" as debris falls. Miss Merry Christmas emerges from the dust, while a voice screams "USOPP!" in panic.

The dust settles over the ruined stone structures. Usopp is heard coughing and panting, "COUGH! HUFF HUFF HUFF". Suddenly, he hears a rumbling sound, "CRUMBLE", and looks around confused, "WHA?" He spots movement in the rubble, "HUH!?" Miss Merry Christmas bursts out from beneath the fallen stones, completely unharmed and laughing maniacally, "AHAHAHA! THAT DUMB PENGUIN MUST'VE BEEN CRUSHED TO DEATH! I told you I'm a mole..." Usopp stares at her in sheer terror, his eyes wide with shock.

Miss Merry Christmas grabs Usopp by the collar and drags him at high speed through the dirt, shouting her technique, "MOLEHILL HIGHWAY!" Usopp flails helplessly, screaming, "GAHHHH! NO, STOP! LET ME GOOO! STOOO-OOOP!" He looks ahead and panics, "W-WATCH OUT! THERE'S A WALL IN FRONT! OH CRAP!" Miss Merry Christmas ignores his pleas and slams him face-first into the stone wall with tremendous force, yelling, "MOLE IMPACT!" Usopp lets out a pained "UGHH!" upon impact.

Chopper, still in his Scope stance, suddenly widens his eyes. "I see it! I see their weak point!" He drops his hooves and starts running toward the action. Lassoo the dog-gun prepares to fire again, letting out a "RRNN!" before sneezing another explosive baseball with an "ACHOO!" Chopper sprints past the incoming projectiles, yelling to his partner, "GET AWAY FROM THE MOLE! USOPP!" Usopp, lying battered on the ground, scrambles to his feet and runs away as fast as he can, shouting back, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!"

A massive, fiery explosion erupts from the ground where Miss Merry Christmas's tunnel network was. Usopp and Chopper run desperately to escape the blast radius. Chopper explains his discovery: "The weak point about molehills, Is that all the tunnels are connected...!" The explosion travels through the underground network. In a separate panel, Mr. 4 is shown falling backward into one of the mole holes, uttering a surprised "OH..." as the explosion reaches him. Usopp, looking back at the destruction, simply says, "NICE..."

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