SBS corner page. D: TIMMY UEDA-SAMA OF THE SBS HIJACKING GROUP, I BEG OF YOU! PLEASE ACCEPT ME, MARTHA SHIMODA, AS YOUR FOLLOWER. I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. SO, TO BEGIN WITH... "START THE SBS!!" YAAAY. HOW WAS THAT, TIMMY-SAMAI I STARTED IT. O:...GYAAAAAHHH!! IT HAPPENED AGAAAAIN!! DAMN YOU, TIMMYYYY!! DAMN YOU, TIMMY'S APPRENTICE!! SHIT ON A STICK!! D: HELLO, MR. ODA-SENSEI. I AM CONTINUING MY EFFORTS TO BE A SWORDSMAN. DO YOU THINK IF I KEEP WORKING AS A SWORDSMAN, THAT SOMEDAY I MIGHT BE AS STRONG AS SANJI-SANI O: CRAPPITY CRAP!! GODDAMN TIMMY!! ARE YOU ONE OF TIMMY'S FOLLOWERS, TOOI! IS THAT RIGHTI! WAIT, YOU'RE NOTI! OH...!! SORRY, SORRY. SORRY FOR FLYING OFF THE HANDLE LIKE THAT. UHHH... BECOME LIKE SANJI BY BEING A SWORDSMAN...I YEAH, RIGHT!! WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHINGI! CRAP!! I'M GETTING ALL OUT OF WHACK THIS TIME AROUND... BE COOL, BE COOL. D: GREETINGS. ME LIKE LUFFY NUMBER 1. NUMBER 2 IS SANJI. THE REASON IS SANJI'S EXPRESSIONS. SHITTY OLD GEEZER -> POOP OLD MAN SHITTY BASTARDS -> POOP MEN SHIT, THAT TASTES GOOD -> POOP DELICIOUS QUITE FILTHY, ISN'T HE. IS IT OKAY IF I LOWER SANJI'S RANKI O: I'M NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH YA ON THAT ONE. RIGHTI HOW CAN YOU ARGUE WITH THATI