Alvida swings her spiked iron mace with a GWUMP and WONK, demanding of the terrified Koby, "KOBY! WHO IS THE FAIREST THROUGHOUT ALL THE SEASI" Koby screams, "I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! PLEASE, NOT THE IRON MACE!!" while a pirate cheers, "NO ONE COMPARES TO YOU!!!" Alvida pauses with a smug AHEM... HEH HEH... and asks, "WHY ARE YOU, LADY ALVIDA!!" She declares, "THE SHIP I SAIL IN MUST BE AS CLEAN AND BEAUTIFUL AS I AM. UNDERSTANDI" and snaps, "CORRECT!! WHICH IS WHY I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANYTHING DIRTY!!" Koby yelps "Y-YES, LADY ALVIDA! RIGHT AWAY!" as she kicks him with WHAM WHAM and EEEK, ordering, "OTHER THAN THAT, YOU'RE WORTHLESS! HERE, SHINE MY SHOES!!" Koby replies meekly, "Y-YES... THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU." Alvida warns, "REMEMBER, KOBY, WERE IT NOT FOR YOUR VAST KNOWLEDGE OF THE SEAS, I WOULD FEED YOU TO THE SHARKS! BUT DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK!" while Koby sweats and answers, "Y-YES..."